Always let your boss have the first say.

Two salesmen are going for a lunch with their manager. They find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.


Genie:- “I’ll give each of you just one wish”


“Me first! Me first!” says two salesmen.


1st salesman :- “I want to be in the world tour, relaxing in 5 stars hotel, enjoying the best food in the world and wish it goes on and on.


” Poof !" 1st salesman’s gone.


“Me next! Me next!” says the next salesman .


2nd Salesman:- “I want to be in Hollywood, relaxing with the actresses. On seaside, I wish Cameron Diaz giving me body massage personally, and wish to have endless journey.


” Poof !" 2nd salesman has also gone.


Genie: (to manager):- “OK, you’re up.

The manager says:- “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

yes... no....

Ram & Shyam were driving on a car. Ram asked please check that side light is working or not. Shyam looked out from window and said, yes.. no.. yes.. no.. yes.. no......

***God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

user guide

The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
"Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

R U SURE THESE R JOKES? COZ ITS JUST NOT FUNNY