hey, hows it goin every1.. jus wanted how to commit suicide in a painless way. cause i'm plannin on doin it next year, so if u have any suggestions plz reply.....

I dont think u are in your right mind ( if u have any mind right or left regardless). Suicide is the ultimate END of your life. Whatever situation u go thru, one should neverrrrrrrrr commit suicide or even think of suicide. Jee rahey to ghee piye, If u are , then there is everyone, if not then no one, Why do u want to take yr life ? Aafno life line timlai kunai adhikaar chaina kina ki timiley aafno jiwan aafainley banayeko hoina.......
Suicide is a NAAMARD kaam. See the positive things around. If you are really depressed then try to talk to your friends. If u have no friends then try to write down all the miseries in a copy and at the end read it once. You will know what u have done so far and what u need to improve. Believe me , just try it once and you will see.
But whatever You decide , don't ever decide to take your life........

More than suicide:

If you really intend to do so, wait till friday night. Get dressed and head towards nearby bar. Dress heavily so that you look fat. Have some drink, light drink is recommended. Once you get some buzz, go for another round..but hard.. this time. Drink until you get drunk. Drink enough to get you started with bartender. Slam on his back and argue till cops comes in. Be gentle! hold your hands for handcuffs but do not open up your fist. Cops may be willing to see what is inside. Say, "It is tip for you moron for arresting me for no good reason". Spit in their mouth if you can. Shout vigorously so that you have little tingling in your ears. Disrespect cops as much as you can while you will be escorted out to the car. Before you get in, pea parabolically so the other end gets straight into the hood. Chuckle, give one more spit to whoever is in front of you without even considering to put your thing back.

On the way, sing this.....

Jhumkey phulee nakkai ma bulakee
yo palee ta ghur barrai holakee.

Hi everyone. yah i was thinking ofdoing one also but I have no idea how to do it...Once I tried stabbing knife but I could not. Well,,i just want some kind of pill you know. ANyways..thank u for ur cooperation if you can help me I would surely appreciate it.
NepaLi QT..:)
With love!!!

Keta keti ho,
I read somewhere that people who talk about suicide often try it...do something about your depression, people who dont have hobbies often get depressed so start doing something new, try to learn a new skill or do something that you like. Stop living in your past, if you have made mistakes in life...everybody does it, dont care about people who judge you, take pleasure in simple things in life..enjoy the nature..if you are doing drugs even marijuana, quit right now, drugs are often depressing.
Stop thinking about killing yourself its a crime.

Suicide is for LOSERS. That's all I know.

mmm suicide...
do u guys listen to gloomy sunday a lot or what? ;)
Nways, here's a very simple way to die......my professor pointed out to me :)

ok, you have to go to your chem. lab and look for sodium azide, i don't know what portion u should drink, but drink enough..now u know what this azide does. It blocks your electron transport in the body, and within two mins, U DROP DEAD :) NO PAIN NO GAIN..now can anything beat that?

I work with it nearly everyday and like many of you suicidal ppl, i am hell tempted too...tara k garne? I remember friends & family..and of course, aaba ta sajhaites ko lagi ni bachnai paryo ;)....afu ta suicide garne, but with your dying, how many LIVING PEOPLE ARE YOU GONNA TURN TO LIVING CORPSEs..well, think bout it!! it far outweighs your death..now don't be SOOOO SELFISH ;) ...afno lagi ni koi bacha??? ;)
and like nepe or jira whoever ( busy day syndrome) said humm this song

"Jhamke fuli, nakai ma bulaki, yespali ta ghar batai hola ki
patuka le kammar ma kasera, lanchu timlai ma........." haha u will feel good.like i did ;)

if u still can't decide......sodium azide is always there :)

chill oys

hey san! why r u thinking to suicide? r u feeling lonely? if so, i am with u. don't worrry.
i am serious.

'dadu ma paani tatayera mara.. hamro nepali ookhan lai sarthak banau

ya know what is the best way to commit suicide.. ya apply for a good college aight. then in your junior year of college or your senior year of college you ask those ppl out there to finance you to do research on Grand Canyon.. Ani till then if you stil wanna commit suicide you can jump right into the Grand Canyon. It's a pretty straight drop.. IT's gonna feel like Bungee jumping just that you won't have any ropes tied to your legs... first you gonna be scared for a few seconds after that you will feel like you have attained nirvana.. after a few seconds your heart will stop beating.. cuz you would have defied the speed of sound.. and the next thing you know your dead.. so howz that..? wanna try it san.. but you gotta wait for three or four years you know.. cuz u gotta get into a good college first.. try it.. If you change your mind by then i will say I did a good thing.. or else.. well dhikkar cha malai..
NOw on the serious side.. yo u gone case ho SAN. .well.. even i wanted to commit suicide tara what will I get.. nothing.. i will miss everything if i DIe.. i have a dream aight. .i wanna be one of those guys in the BMWs aight.. and moreover if i die what will happen of my family members.. my cousin committed suicide cuz he failed the SLC examination.. and my classmate's brother committed suicide for unknown reason last week.. aight. .so if you think you gonna b doing the world a favor by committing suicide i got four words for you - YOu are a loser..

hi there..yes i certainly commit suicide keeee.I am just lonely in this world and noone cares about me niiii..esp my husband:( he think i am such a loser..he disrespects me..and does not love me ni..:(

hey its me again, so hows evry1 doin?
the reason i'm commitin suicide is not beacuase i'm lonely, its jus that i get depressed alot n i dont even know why.. anyway i was thinkin 'bout takin sleepin pills, but i'm not sure if get this brand of sleepin pills (butabarbital) in KTM.. So if any1 has any information 'bout "butabarbital", plz reply....

r u really with me????

San 36:


Here is a Zennist, peaceful and easy way to do it!


Take a DEEP BREATH...... and HOLD!




Seriously, I know when living hurts you want to die.... but death does not come that easy either... Yama raj might foil your suicidal plans and you might end up paralysed, maimed, in coma or just a vegetable.... so choose your demise with care!

i think everyone feels like committing sucide at least once in his life. but you'll later realize how stupid it sounds. LIFE itself is a test, don't give up so easily...you should be glad that you're still alive...and there r a lot more to do, a lot more to see, a lot more to happen....I'm sure one day when you start loving someone, you will start loving ur life too. :) so get a GF!!!!

hey san36 you know what i got damn good idea for you.
first cut your sabai hat-khutta khukuri le chyapa-chyapa, ani last ma ghanti(neck).

if you can you know, if you need help i,ll help you to cut your neck
i am not gonna charge you much, just gime whatever you got.

peace of mind

khimu

San36, This posting looks like a cry for help. This is not funny at all. They say depression is like having a cold - very common and it comes and goes. But, if you have been depressed for too long and have not seeked any help, this is the time to seek professional help. Feeling bule and question oneself and question the whole existence of oneself is normal. We all do that or i dearly hope so. It is not possible to be happy and have sunny outlook - the perpetual 'happy face.' Self-doubt, seeing the halfglass is also reality, but turn this into the thought of self-immolation is destructive. Now, we don't want to be destructive, do we? Destruction is bad, construction is good. If you know what I mean. :) (sorry,could not help the last two sentencess and the smiley face)

Nk and others including sambhabit aatmahatyaka tatha kathit yojakharu,
I don't think this is a cry for help. Not that I am an expert on this pasaikology stuff but I just don't think these people who are here claiming they want to kill themselves are for real.

Prabhu, next year chet huna lai ahile dekhi planning di ra rey? May nai sakiyeko chhaina prabho! tyam ta wal chhyal baki chha. Lathi ra torch light liyera bata ma sap le tokla ki bhandai nadi tira aatmahatya garna hinne guru ko chela ho ki ke ho?

Narayena Narayena!

to all those flippant a-holes who think this is funny
F U C K you all
maybe the person who started this thread was baiting people, maybe (s)he wasnt
but it sure as hell aint something you can make jokes about. if you cant offer decent advice, STAY OFF THE DAMN THREAD.
san36, whoever you are, if you are serious about this, its time for you to seek professional guidence. lots of people get suicidal once in their lives, when they feel its not worth it. but you gotta realize that your own take on your life is extremely subjective. if nothing else, talking to a councellor will provide you an outlet, and maybe a chance to see a different prespective on what you have been and what you have done. and maybe then you will come to appreciate your worth, and realize that ENDING your life is not worth it

when somebody starts talking about suicide its a pretty bad state of depression.....

Hmmm!!!
People,
They won't let me live
They won't let me die
Now I have to die,
Every moment I live!

(Bro, If you wanna do it, then don't do it... Otherwise you can always JUMP)