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Shree 3
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Posted on 02-17-06 11:32
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you know, we Nepali have no sense of humor.. that is, we can not laugh at our own absurdities, weakness, and failings, especially if it comes from a third party. In a sense. we are not different from the Muslims who are running amok to avenge those infidels who published a cartoon. We did the same thing in Nepal. Remember Rhitik Roshan Kanda? so what we need to do is to develop a sense of self effasiveness. Why not start insulting each other with good humor without being nasty and using profanity? Indians are very good at this. To berate a person an expression like, Are o, Jhaado ke tinke!" [kucho bata chhuteko euta tyaandro], "are wo akal ke tedhe!" This adds spice to conversation and since we do not know each other, it can not be personal..We just have to make sure that ther is no profanity. How about spicing our chat? It adds humor... What???????
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nepalichora
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Posted on 02-17-06 2:51
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मा.चि.क्ने मुजी तेरो बाङ्गार झिकेर कौडा खेलौ ? तेरो आँखा झिकेर गुच्चा खेलम? तेरो बौ को बिहा देखै दिम? मुजी रडी को बान । :-) -NepaliChora (This is the funniest thread ever... oh god I got my frustrations out.. more coming)
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Posted on 02-17-06 2:54
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हैन आज क् भाछ कुन्नि सब्ले रन्का छुट्ने कुरा मात्र गर्छन्? मेरो मूड् तै माने ले बिगारो, कुन् जन्म को मुल खको रैछु बज्याको। भएन भनेर डल्ली ले त बुझ्छ कि भनेर नम्र भएर कोका कोला मगेको त बिज्किनि कुरो पो गर्छिन् है।।नदिने भए अरु पन् छन् के हाम्रा देशा पसल हरु, तिम्रा म मत्रै झुम्मिनु पर्दैन के। झन् बोली मिठो छ , शिल् स्वभाव राम्रो छ भनेर आको त पाछाडिबाट उल्टो छुरा पो चलाउने हैच। नमै त छ डल्ली आझ त्येस्ताले ५'७" को धाक् लागाउने? साला भला का जमाना नाराहा भन्छन् ठिक् हैच।
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Poonte
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Posted on 02-17-06 3:07
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डल्लीले हिल लाएर लेखेसि हामी सानो मान्छेले त पढ्नै नपाउने भो! खुट्टा तेर्साएर, जिऊ फन्काएर, घाँटी तन्काएर, आँखा च्याति च्याति हेर्दा नि नदेखिने हो कि के हो? हेर, अब, छोरो! गाली गर भने के रे, मैले नि गर्दिएँ। जस्लाई पोल्छ उही हो target! सेन्से बज्जे जस्तो छ पहिलो target त! :p अनि यो राणा काले श्री ३ किन फेरि मच्च्या, हँ? अर्काले खुर्सानी क्यारी टिप्छ बनेर हेर्न परो रे? त्यो खुर्सानी खाएसि क्यारी छेर्छु, त्यो नि देखाईदिम्? बज्जेलाई त्यै टिप्या खुर्सानी भाँचेर आँखाँ झोस्न नपुग्या! नामर्द सिन्के! पिटिक्कै भाँचिदिम् गर्धन? :p पिङ्की नकचरी! अगर मेरा खुन पिके डाईजेस्ट करोगी तो फिर छेर छेर के मरोगी! सम्झी??????????? गुर्र्र्र्र्र्र्र्र्! eehehehe
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pasu
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Posted on 02-17-06 3:08
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Dalli Resham, where in India did you grow up?
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nepalichora
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Posted on 02-17-06 4:27
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तेरो बारीमा गोरु पसी जाओस । तेरो भकारीमा सुङुर को बास होस । तेरो कान बैरो होस्, तेरो आँखा फुटी जावस । तेरो कपाल सबै झरोस । लौ जा | ;-)
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meera
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Posted on 02-17-06 4:50
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LMAO. Mu turn to yell hai. NepaliChoro le sarapeko usailai lagos. Lu ja :p
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nepesahila
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Posted on 02-17-06 5:22
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ल हेर हेर यी बज्रस्वाँठहरुको ताल, काम कौने नास्ती, खानलाए सास्ती। के के न गम्नी कुरा लेख्लान् भनेर सानेले भ्याई नभ्याई श्याहार सुसार गर्या ठाम्मा आ'र आर्का बेजती कसरी गर्नी भनेर पो उपाए खोज्न थालेछन्। पिर्थिबिलै भार राणाराणी हो। बरु पाँचपैसाको सोमत र दशपैसाको गुमुत किनेर खानु नी तेस्ताले। मान्छे हेर्यो भने बाख्रा' बड्कौंलामा अढेस लाग्नी जत्रा छौ, बार सत्ताइस कुरा गरेर बस्न कल्ले सिकायो हँ? ल जा। भयो त? यस्तै हैन त?
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Dalli Resham
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Posted on 02-17-06 5:57
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Pasu, I grew up in W.B., U.P. and near by states.
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Posted on 02-17-06 6:02
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तिमी धेरै जान्ने नपल्ट त साँहिला, काम धाम छैन अर्का लाई नानाथरी भन्दै हिंड्ने ।कस्ता कस्ता आए मुसा का चौर दरबारमार्ग । आफुलाई खुब स्वाठ ठान्याछौ कि क्या हो ? तिम्रा जस्ता त हम्ले झिङ्गो माखो गन्दैनम के । भनम भने फेरी रोलान भन्ने डर भनेन भने फेरी टाउका मा टेकेर हैरान भो । ए अब पुन्टे ले कोही नपाएर हम्लाई टर्गेट गरेको । मलाई तिम्ले राम्ररी चिनेछैनौ नत्र भए हाम्ले ति टर्गेट हन्ने आँखा सान्खा निकालेर कच्याक्कुचुक परेर रद्दी को टोकारी मा हलेर रिसाइकिल गर्न पठाइदिन्थे ।होस गरे फेरी ।
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Posted on 02-17-06 6:07
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डल्लीजी बीहार भन्ने प्रदेश पर्छ होला बाङ्गाल र युपी को बीचमा त । बीहार पनि अबत घार्ख्न्न्द र बाकी बीहार भाछ ।
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Posted on 02-17-06 6:11
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फेरी यो हिरो सेन्स किन करौच । सब क सब मु हरु रौसी खै टिल परेका चन्, तै बियर को बोटल ले टौकाँ झटरो हान्न नपुगे का हरु । एक अपसलाई थर्कौने, अनि फेरी अर्का लाई कैले स्वाठ रे, घरी छेरेको देखौने रे, चाकाँ लौरो घुसैदिम ?
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Dalli Resham
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Posted on 02-17-06 6:14
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हो रेलबाट यात्रा गर्दा बिहार बाटोमा पर्थ्यो ।
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nut
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Posted on 02-17-06 6:17
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नेअर बाइ स्तते भनेको कुन होला तीदेखि बहेक । अब झासी मा पनि पढन्नु भारच भनेपछी त युपी नै होलनी ।
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nepalichora
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Posted on 02-17-06 7:43
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यि असत्ती मोरा र मोरी हरु । तिमी हरु को कपाल मा जुम्रा को बस होस्, तिमी हरु को कार मा मुसा को बास होस । आँखा मा फुली पारी जाब स्, कान मा कन्सुत्ली पसोस्, नाक मा पिनाश पसोस्, सबै भए पनि बुद्धी मा चाँहीनी सरश्वती को बास होस । कति सराप्नु आशिर्बाद पनि दिम्न लौ जा । लगे पनि न लागेपनी । मान न मान मे तेरा मेहमान । हरी सर्न । <|:-p
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nepalichora
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Posted on 02-18-06 3:07
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हैन मैले कसैलाइ अर्थाअत कुनै व्यक्ती बिशेष लाई भने को होईन, यसै गाली गरेको, जथाभावी । mind नगर्नु है??
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GreenMapleTree
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Posted on 02-18-06 10:34
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हे लम्फु हरु हो ! I don't know how to say something like "oole ke paatha"
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nepalichora
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Posted on 02-18-06 10:45
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Type "ullu ke paTa\The" in unicode and you get उल्लु के पट्ठे in uncode, with practice it will get better. उल्लु के पट्ठे, उल्लु के पट्ठे, लिखना भि नही आता। ;-P
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Tris
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Posted on 08-15-07 12:15
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यो पुस्पे आगो लाइ आगो लाएर बाल्ने पनि कोइ रहिन्छ बहदुर,फटाहा मोरो मान्छे मारेर तेस्का बाउको रास्त्रपति हुने रे।।अनि जिससको नाम लिएर देशको कल्यान् गर्ने भन्छ--खानाको काल असत्ति खाते।।
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Posted on 08-15-07 6:47
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YESTERDAY NITE I WAS FEELING HORNY SO I GO OUT AND BRING BEAUTIFUL DAHLING (NOT GONNA TO TELL YOU WHICH SEX) TO MY PLACE. WHILE I WAS LAYING MY HANDS ON MY DAHLING............MY ROOMIESE JUST CAME HOME FROM WORK. WHAT THE FUG MOMENT TO COME HOME. NO NEPALIS OK.
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ShaKEEn
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Posted on 08-15-07 7:14
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you're dumber than GEORGE W. BUSH
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