Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place
Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips
It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now
My brain is my second favorite organ
No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer
I am a man of few words and a thousand obscene gestures
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
