Ok time for some riddles!

first one: Mt. Everest is in between Tibet and Nepal (or so I was told), so a rooster lays a egg right in the middle, which side does the egg fall on?

Replyyyyyy!

Will have more later on.

herez an eassyyy one ! :
What common English verb becomes its own past tence by rearranging its letters?

Lady Jee,
Here is your answer: Eat->Ate

Here goes question for you all:

Here is an sanshkri shlok
What is it?

Amalaani kutkutaani
Suntalaani Chilaani
Nibuwaani Chhiraani
Belaani Thikka thelaani
Bhogataani tathai bacha:

Dada Giri, you are correcto!
As for your Sanskrit slokha I have no idea!.....

....hmmm..... amala khayo bhaney kaukuti,suntala le chilaucha, nimbu pani for chir ko rani,belama nai thikka thelnu bhogatey ko thai baccha!

Errrrr......

Lady,
You are coming closer.



Hints:
*** Amala jatro hunda kutkuti lagchha.
***Suntala jatro bhayepachhi chilaauna thalchha.
What is *** for?

Ans Hints: (.) (.)

what should i say the answer be? ehe?
nipples? woobies? or breasts? the clean word. pick one!

Find any English word that ends with "shion" besides fashion and cushion.

Gaalab its fushion.

So far the winner is.............................................Lady and REddddddd, the combination is Little Red riding hood :D :D

Nipplemonkey, You got it. The best word is "Maiyaharuko BuBu".
Because

Amalaa jatro hundaa KTharulai kutkuti lagchha re
Suntala jatro bhayepachhi tala hilaauna thalchha re
Nibuwa jatro bhayepachhi chhiraauna man lagchha re
Bel jatro bhaye pachhi thikka thelnu parchha re
Bhogate jatro bhaye pachhi antya hunchha re


Alikati ashlil bhayo bhane sorry hai !


The next question:
Ashlil chhaina:

Q: Aja rati sutna yata aau, Bholi bihana jhismisema timro thaaunma farkeuli!
K ho?

Dada giri, is the answer moon!

Meera Buini,
You are coming closer.

Hint: It's a part in your house. Purano styleko gaauko ghar samjha la.

Is it lal tin, tuki, u know those lamp holder.

Hint: A part of the door!

(Recently I heard it in BFBS Gorkha Radio UK Line)

Chukul...rather LOCK

nepali ma aglo bhancha kyare..its the piece of log that you put so door is safe and no one can break in!

RedStone,

You got it! The answer is "DHOKAKO AGLO"

Here goes next one.
Q:
Suppose you are 3 couples (Say A+a, B+b & C+c) and leaving for a Date and now you are about to go to the island inside Fewa Lake.
How do you all go to the island under the following conditions?
Conditoinos:
1. There is only one Boat of course with no Majhi Dai.
2. The boat can carry at most 2 persons at a time.
3. All of you know how to drive the Boat.
4. If a Boy is in one side and his GF is in the other side, his GF will be fu*ked by other men. But no harm by other girls.

Oay give me answer.
Hints: 1. A & a will cross first. Boat's movement: Bank of the Lake -> Island
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. ?
6. ?
...

Have a nice Fulpati!

Thou a silly question, the answer msut be like this considering capital letters represent male and small represent female

1. A & a will cross first. Boat's movement: Bank of the Lake -> Island
2. A back. Bank of the Lake <- Island
3. B and b will cross. Bank of the Lake -> Island
4.B back. Bank of the Lake <- Island
5.C and c will cross. Bank of the Lake -> Island
6.C back. Bank of the Lake <- Island
7. A and B will cross. Bank of the Lake -> Island
8. B back.Bank of the Lake <- Island
9. B and C will cross.

:)
But u had a funny clause there.. "But no harm by other girls. "/... I was wondering why... coz most dangerous thing that god has ever created is woman.

From Kiwiland Jee,
You are wrong!
Because

After step 3.
In the Island there will be a, B, b right?
Mr. B will fu*k Miss a. (Even if there is b too.)

But you will get the right answer soon.

So he f*cks the other gal in front of his GF u mean... Terima bajiya B..
Threesome hune chance cha ki chaina yeha..huh?

Finally they will reach to the Island.

Here is one additional Information or the Hint.

It's not compulsory to come back only one to pick up others from the Island.

ल एउटा प्रश्न म पनि राख्छु है त।
अनि टापुमा पुगेपछि A ले a लाई सोध्यो।

A: प्रिय! तिमी मसित केही माग न, जे माग्छेउ दिन्छु।
a: उसो भए middle of the sKy
there is I
looking for Silecnce
and Smile

Question: What is a looking for?
The answer is in the question itself. See vertically downwards.