SAJHA ka saathiharu lai mero anurodh: Please add the English words and their Nepali version that are often articulated wrongly but understandable. I have recalled some of them as examples. Now it is your turn to recall and add more:
ENGLISH Vs NEPALI
(1) Ear ring = Yarling
(2) Government = Gormet
(3) Business = Bigness
(4) Passport = Pass photo
(5) Tomato = Tamatar
(6) Film = Filim
(7) Taxi = Tyausi
(9) Machine = Misin
(10) Driver = Daibar
(11) Truck = Tadak
(12) License = Laisan
(13) Matches = Myachis
(14) Cigarette = Sikret
(15) Discipline = Dispiling
(16) Computer = Kamputar
(17) Fail = Fil
(18) Puncture = Pangchat
(19) Glass = Gilaas (for tea-cup etc)
(20) Plate = Pilet
(21) ....
(22) ..... go shajhians go

Few most common words which we do not usually pronounce correctly.

अमिताभ बच्चन = अमता बच्चन
जिनत अमान = जिना तामाङ ......jpt lol

foreign = phoren

all foreign white men or women = amriikan

tempo = tyampu

Dallas = Dullaaas

development = devlwapmyent

 

haha i like that jina tamang..!lolz           
also america= amrica

America = amrica

American = Amrikane

Here are some

diary - dery
change - chain
fan - fen
hammer - hummer
registrar - registar
headache - headach
steering - staring
motor - matar
plane - pilane
....
....

Bhakunde bhoot...
DIL SE MAAT LE YAAR ..!iTS Just for fun relax= ri lux

garage= ग्यारिज
pajama= पाईजामा
cassette= क्यासेट
motor= मटर
van= भेन
bag= बेग
jacket= जकेट
shirt= सट
pant= पएँट, पेन्ट

Petrol= प्याटुल

Tube light= टुम्लेट

Master= मार्ट्साप

हैन, कति ट्याम् (Time) भो अहिले।

क्यारम क्यारम भो मलाई त

Guys correct, Nurse= Nusni.

 

tractor-tyautor

Gallon : ग्यालिन

 

Bench= brenchi

battery= batric

churot= churos

computer= campter

one that i remember:: a sahuji malai hot lemon dinu na KAGTI HALERA hai

I= ma

love=maya

you=timi.

  power = paabar
 

Sir Henry Tendon, Duke of London lai Saran Hari tandon duku lanthyang bhane jastai ho...............lol......

pin(safty pin)-pinsio

fountain pen- fultin pen

armchair-aaraamchair.

hahahahahaa