gorkhay dai picks up his Viagra prescription at the pharmacy. Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home and anxiously waits for sannani to get home from market. In his excitement, he leaves the open package on the table and his parrot gobbles down all of the pills. Seeing the results and panicking, gorkhay dai grabs the parrot and sticks him in the freezer to cool off.

Unfortunately, gorkhay dai''s Viagra kicks in just as sannani walks through the door and hours pass before he remembers the parrot. He rushes to look in the freezer, fearing the worst, but finds the bird breathing heavily, dripping with sweat and totally exhausted.

"What happened?" exclaims gorkhay dai. "You've been in there for hours, yet you're not only alive, you're sweating like crazy."

Panting, the parrot says, "Listen, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?!?"

? What's common between the Sun & women's underwear?
1) Both are hot
2) Both look better while going down
3) Both disappear by night

? Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.

? A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'se_x' and 'love.'
The woman wrote, "When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptable for them to engage in se_x."
And Bob wrote, "I love se_x."

? Your Name?
Abu Dalah Sarafi.
Se_x?
Four times a week.
No, no, no male or female?
Male, female... sometimes camel.

? Two flowers:
I love you, darling!!!
I love you, too!!!
I want you so much!!! Where the fcuk are those darned bees?

? A judge charged 10,800 fine to a man, when asked why 10,800 judge replied 10,000 for rape and 8% entertainment tax.

? Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A for Almost boobs
B for Barely there
C for Can do
D for Damn good
E for Enormous
and F for Fake

Gotta be one of the best collection of jokes I've read in Sajha.
Keep on posting m8.

great bro... keep posting

? Wife, If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross yoir mind?
Husband, That you are a lesbian.
? Son: What's the defference between Love, relief and belief ?
Father: Your mom is love, your maid is my relief and I'm your Dad- well that's my belief.
? I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time !!
I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need a bathtroom?!?!
? Pappu did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull."
"How disgusting! I am sure your father could have done that."
"No ma'm, he couldn't have. It has to be the Bull."
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"