Ok time for some riddles!

first one: Mt. Everest is in between Tibet and Nepal (or so I was told), so a rooster lays a egg right in the middle, which side does the egg fall on?

Replyyyyyy!

Will have more later on.

hahahahahahaha Lady's answers to those monkeys are hilarious. Opps hope our dear rato badar isn't offended. Lady here take back your running shoes, i have a feeling u will soon need them :D

Aisha what happened on 4th of July, methinks something naughty ;)

#1. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Yesterday
Today
Tomorrow

#2. Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?

The bottomside, the stomach area.

Am I right?

tehehe :D SweetP you are right abt the days !
However the 2nd one is ---> The outside !! :p:p

What happend on the 4th of July , Aisha sis?:p...Red reborn on the 4th of July...heeeee! [ Aisha dd where u gayeb these days? :(]

Meeru *wink!*

I dunno whether this can be posted here but still here it goes,

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

ok, meeru, next!! :p

who's winning so far??????????

What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?

Hmm..Meeru I dunno abt the others , but I would use my HANDS ! :p

Meeru me winning kya! Red esai ufricha , answer chai bhandai na . :P:P:P

herez an eassyyy one ! :
What common English verb becomes its own past tence by rearranging its letters?

Lady Jee,
Here is your answer: Eat->Ate

Here goes question for you all:

Here is an sanshkri shlok
What is it?

Amalaani kutkutaani
Suntalaani Chilaani
Nibuwaani Chhiraani
Belaani Thikka thelaani
Bhogataani tathai bacha:

Dada Giri, you are correcto!
As for your Sanskrit slokha I have no idea!.....

....hmmm..... amala khayo bhaney kaukuti,suntala le chilaucha, nimbu pani for chir ko rani,belama nai thikka thelnu bhogatey ko thai baccha!

Errrrr......

Lady,
You are coming closer.



Hints:
*** Amala jatro hunda kutkuti lagchha.
***Suntala jatro bhayepachhi chilaauna thalchha.
What is *** for?

Ans Hints: (.) (.)

what should i say the answer be? ehe?
nipples? woobies? or breasts? the clean word. pick one!

Find any English word that ends with "shion" besides fashion and cushion.

Gaalab its fushion.

So far the winner is.............................................Lady and REddddddd, the combination is Little Red riding hood :D :D

Nipplemonkey, You got it. The best word is "Maiyaharuko BuBu".
Because

Amalaa jatro hundaa KTharulai kutkuti lagchha re
Suntala jatro bhayepachhi tala hilaauna thalchha re
Nibuwa jatro bhayepachhi chhiraauna man lagchha re
Bel jatro bhaye pachhi thikka thelnu parchha re
Bhogate jatro bhaye pachhi antya hunchha re


Alikati ashlil bhayo bhane sorry hai !


The next question:
Ashlil chhaina:

Q: Aja rati sutna yata aau, Bholi bihana jhismisema timro thaaunma farkeuli!
K ho?

Dada giri, is the answer moon!

Meera Buini,
You are coming closer.

Hint: It's a part in your house. Purano styleko gaauko ghar samjha la.

Is it lal tin, tuki, u know those lamp holder.

Hint: A part of the door!

(Recently I heard it in BFBS Gorkha Radio UK Line)