As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com
Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site
Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela
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Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.
On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----
(Photo credits: Google images - rosemaryandpeter.com, keyway.ca, apptomix.com)
Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi
to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey,
Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena,
NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated
Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain
Haddock
(if your name is missing from the list,
apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This
list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)
Sndy, u r dead rite about the soup shirish bro, I would be in boston next week end. i can devour some of the shis-kavav:D sitara, thanks. wish u get 10 times more than I would:)
Mega Biradar, How are you? Damn dude, long time no see. Still "Ramba ho ho"? Tera kyaa hoga re Mega. :D
Happy Dashain to you. I am posting a song for you. Please watch it and :D listen carefully to the lyrics. It goes something like, "mega re mega, pardesh mat jaa" something like that. Enjoy.
Sndy, I'd love to be here, but no computer/internet access at work. Thanks for the invitation though.
Kalanki bro, yeah long time no see!! Kata gayeb hou? About me, I am still shinning the dishes for my Dhoti Unckle. He has promised me a Green Card and Bhim Powder (bhaada majhney powder). I am not sure if Mr. Unckle is a promise keeper or breaker.
And what a treat that was! Song from Jitendra's double part movie. :p......Jitendra and his white pants :D
Everybody were there!!!! It looked like as if it were a gathering of celebrities at East Coast brigade. NPL2US's quarter did not have enough parking spaces for the cars. Both sides of the street was full of cars and people from the south were having hard time at 'parallel parking'. First one to arrive was YDNS and TL. Do not get confoosed here, YDNS is SNDY. She goes by YDNS at the parties, especially nautankies parties. She just spells it backwards. YDNS is a mirror image of SNDY and serves quite well as an isomeric compounds, they look alike but reacts differently. SNDY stands for Shanta Normal Daami Yubati, where as YDNS reads as: Your Nautanki- loving Dalli Sister. She arrived as YDNS. NPL2US waiting anxiously on his porch, after seeing them pulling in the yard, rushed to the car, and said Darshan dijju haru!!!! YDNS at the drivers' seat rolled her window down and stuck her left feet out of the window. NPL2US dhogged her feet and rushed to the passenger side of the car and dhogged TL after she stuck her right feet throught the window. She and TL both were on 'leather ko sari' in Marathee style, as if they were going on their Harley ride.
YDNS: Hey Nepte, what's up? Have you made everything ready like I said? TL: K garyo holaa ra? aakha herdaa nai bharkharr uthyaa jasto chha!!! Nepte, nuhaiss? NPL2US: Saturday ni ko nuhauchha? Yo Nepal ho ki kyaa ho? 5 days a week vandaa kati nuhaunu? YDNS: Cheee fohareeee? Have you made everything ready like I said, vanyaaa!!!!!???? NPL2US: Jaabo autaa khasi kaatna ni k tayaree garnu parchha? I have put ek khadkulo pani on the stove. all it takes is to boil. TL: Where is khasi? NPL2US: CH is bringing. YDNS: (Peeking out through window looking at the 'ping' on pecan tree on the backyard) oh ho!! kasley raakhey ko tyo ping? NPL2US: Yo kasko gharr ho yo? TL: uss usss usssss!! jabo autaa ping raakehyra k k na garyaa jasto!! Ye YDNS, let's swing. what say you? YDNS: let's do it before everyone comes. NPL2US helped them to get on the swing and pulled them as far as he could go and released them. Swing started swinging and they were saying "cha cha huuiii, cha cha huuii". We heard a car pulled in the front yard. The myaaa myaaa sound of the goat confirmed that was CH. YDNS and TL both at the same time yelled: Nepte rok rok!! khasi herchamm hami!! At the same time everybody started coming one after another. NPL2US: this is not khasi this is boka. CH: what difference does it make? Camo: not much, but we always get some extra bhuttan when it is boka though!!! TL: knelt down behind the goat and said yo ta bokaa nai ho!!!! YDNS: Tesso ve ta katnu vandaa agaadi yeslai parsyanu parchha hai!!! CH: As your wish Brig ma'am!!! I will make dahi akchyetaa for that (and kept himself busy at it) Camo: Marr hanney chai ko ni? NPL2US: kukhuro vako ve ta ma marr hanthey boko ta vo!!! YDNS: IMI le kaatchhu vanyaa thiyo ni khoi ta IMI? Rythm: Saasu mummmu darshan!!! YDNS: Darshan sanu!!! (gave her a hug and said uuummmmaaahhhha sticking her cheek to hers, did not kiss her though!!) CH: came out with dahi akcheyta on a bota and said "Where is IMI de khasi katua?" he laughed and said "of course in jest" Shirish: Katro laamo aayu IMI ko, we were just talking about you. (talking to IMI who had just arrived.) NPL2US:"think of a devil" that's what we say here in Red Neck town. Flipty: You are so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaan! (talking to NPL2US) NPL2US: whatever!! TL: feri suru bhayo ini haruko kwaarr kwaarrr! la la boka dhalau aba. IMI: ek chinn hai ma khukuri maa dhaar lagauchhu. Nepte bro dharr lagauney dhungaa chha? NPL2US: chha ni! (he brought a big dharshan dhunga and gave it to IMI) IMI after changing himself into lungi and a ganji satrted to sharpen the khukuri and looked carefully at the edge. to make sure he smoothly ran that sharpen khukuri into his leg. Removing his hairs coming off from running khukuri over his leg, he said khoi khasi? NPL2US: khasi hoina boka ho!!! YDNS: Parsyau hai paila. CH fed boka dahi cheuraa and put some water in its ear and in the back. Everyone waited to for boka to parsi. But the darn thing must have dead tissues at its ears and on the back. it did not shake its head nor did it shake its body. Everyone were anticipating for it to parsi. But it did not. Rythm had her own plans. She plucked a couple of leaves from the pecan tree and plugged them into boka's ear. It shook its head to get it off from it's ears. Now was the time. At the mean time Sitara yelled, "jeu pani parsau". Rythm rushed towards boka and grab its. Boka started jumping budrukk-budurukk. Everyone agreed at boka's jumping episode was equivalent to boka's parsiing. IMI carefully put a long daaura under boka's body while hiding his khukuri in his back with right hand. NPL2US hold boka's head with a rope tied at boka's horns, while Danny Boy was holding its hind legs. IMI put some water at the neck of boka and remove hairs to mark the location where his khukuri has to land. It was pin drop silence at the venue at that time. IMI raised his khukuri and ran into boka's neck with a big BHWAKKA aawaaj. NPL2US ran for a dekchi to collect ragat for ragti. By the time he was back boka was grazing ghass at the back yard. Everyone was surprised. Dr. Shirish examined the boka and pulled out a handy-plast from his coat's pocket and stick over a minor cut that was created by marr haning episode from IMI. Everybody gathered together and started yelling at NPL2US for not having any food in the refrigerator to serve hungry Cafeities.
That was hilarious NPL2US. IMI, Brad Pitt, in lungi and gunji - man, I'd pay a thousand bucks to see that any day.
Ha ha ha.
You are very funny. I jest you not. Thanks for making my day.
TL,SNDY - What's this about sticking your foot out of the car window? Not in a million years did I think fine ladies like you would "hepo" our poor Nepte like that.
Goodness, that thing is worthy of an "eww" from Audrey Where on earth do they make such a thing? LOL!!
Sitara -
Happy Dasain to you.
Megalomaniac/Kalankistan - Hi and welcome! Good luck with the green card
Cleo -
Great number and fantastic picturization. Thanks for sharing.
Rythm -
Hope you feel better soon. What if Loote played the guitar, SNDY sang and the boka danced - would that make you feel better re kay ... he he? I'd say I would sing, but the boka will prolly kill itself in disgust if I did such a thing
Flips/Avani/Lemon/NKC/IMI/Loote/Camo/TL/Maverick/Rocky/Shirish/Amazing/Udashi/Deep/Juggy/Athena/Danny and anyone else I might have forgotten to name: Hi and have a great day
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Where on earth do they make such a thing? LOL!!