Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar! Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions. For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition. To find out more about the festival check out Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site

Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela (If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)

Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.	On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
	On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----

Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock (if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

Didn't read the instruction carefully, hopefully it'll work this time!

Didn't read the instruction carefully, hopefully it'll work this time!

Didn't read the instruction carefully, hopefully it'll work this time!

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Duh, posted three times?

Good Morning Folks!

A perfecto weather outside, come and join the cafe and have fun of your lifetime re kya!

Have a great day ya'll!

Good morning mi amigos. Que pasa? Long time no see... Hope all is good and everyone in enjoying the dashain spirit. I have been totally busy and not doing too good..  just sleepy all the time. Hope all is well with all of you!!

Hello to you all, especially to the one and only chwak girl. ke garne yastai re chha jindagi --

haahoo!! Deep Bro, Et Tu? Lol.

Anyway, Hello to you all... and special hello to next best chwank girl. :) Sorry the one and only chwank girl, no hello to you, I don't want Deep bro to go Jet-Li on me. :D

Dashain Ayo
Khaula piula
kaha bata lyaula
chori lyaula
dhatta paaji ma ta chuttai basaula

I've been teaching my li'l one..dashain lagyo malai ni..specially seeing everyone in Dashain mood..probably this dashain will be an interesting one..

Btw, let's meet up for Tika on tika day, Sunday..what do you say? It'll be fun..

Hello to all my favorite people here..

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Kalankibro - What's happening? Long time no see?

Rythm - How were your tests?

Sndy - What's the plan for dashain? Did dashain shopping yet?

Sndy, टिका लाउन बोलाको हो? आईपुग्छु -- if you are somewhere around DC metro रे क्या। Make sure you have plenty of beer, khasi ko masu and chiura. :)

good morning everyone !!

sndy

You have a lil' one !?!!!

 

Flippy, Nothin' much. How are you? Yup, it's been a while -- I was pretty busy flippin' 'n floppin', tossin' 'n turnin' -- as usual. :D
Happy Dashain!

Flips, shopping? Not yet..maybe next week..have you done yours?

Sirish, yes I have a li'l one..btw, welcome hai..

Kalikasthan, ho tika launa bolayeko..everyone's invited hai...hamro menu mathi ko ho ni..

Capt. saab, no new movies..Sa Re Ga Ma is keeping me busy :)

Where is Lemony? Hope everything's fine with you..

Rythm, k cha? Busy? Take it easy r kya

Hey Cleo and Loots..k cha?

I know how to make "shish kabab" - I support a gathering, a physical one, not just cyber.

Helloooooooooooo lovely people!
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent for me one doko of jamara,
On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent for me one packet churpi, one packet titaura,
And a khashi on a peepal tree!
(Modified from, "first day of Christmas!")actually, I was reading Astrix and Obelix where the bard sings "On the first day of Solstice my true love sent for... me one wildboar on a oak tree."
Actually, this mood is catching, isn't it? Although mine is in true weird humor.
Have a wonderful day everybody!

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Kalanki - Happy Dashain to you too. Btw how about badelko maasu? Doesn't sound yummy?

sndy - Not yet.

Sitaraji - You too have a wonderful day. :-)

 

Sirish, you want a physical gathering? Why don't u all fly down here?

where is that down there?

Sndy,
fly where??
srirish bro,
where r u?

HI Flips, Sndy, donkey monkey Kalanki, Shirishji,Deep, Rythm,Haddock, Dananah and Maverick! May this auspicious season bring you fruitious, luscious, bountiful blessings! :P
I'm still having problems opening Sajha and sticking on the googly smilies! :(